Via: Yahoo News
“He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve met in my life,” Tagg Romney (photo: FAR right) told the paper.
“He had no desire to … run. If he could have found someone else to take his place … he would have been ecstatic to step aside.”
Read more, HERE:
“If he could have found someone else to take his place …”
Hey, what about Michele ‘bat-shit insane’ Bachmann? Or, Herman ‘hold the sausage’ Cain? Or, ‘Frothy’ Santorum?
Well, I believe the GOP wingnuts who supported them during the campaign, thought they were eminently qualified.
Romney was no more, no less, a shit-head than:
Gingrich, Santorum, Perry, Bachmann, Paul, Herman ‘hold the sausage. baby’. >>>
So what’s your point, Grover?
Via: Dependable Renegade
Poet laureate and teabagger extraordinaire Herman Cain recently drafted this lyrical masterpiece:
’999 9th Street‘ (By Herman Cain)
999 9th street is the place to be. The Renaissance hotel in Washington, D.C.
A major conference there was meant to be. Where Mr. 999 is scheduled to speak.
Some will say, it is just pure luck. Others will say, it’s for a few bucks.
To heck with the skeptics who don’t have a plan. Because 999 has captivated the Land.
So jeer if you will the 999 man. Soon it will become, the law of the Land.
I tried my hand at re-working it:
‘Nein Nein Nein 9th Street’ (Not by Herman Cain)
Nein, nein, nein! is what the fräuleins say to me. At the Renaissance hotel in Washington, D.C.
I met some fine ladies, so slim and sleek. That’s when I turned on my special double-speak.
Some will say, it is just pure luck. But here they have hourly rates, for a quick fuck.
To heck with the bitches that don’t fall for my plan. They don’t know what they’re missin, I’m the pizza man.
Even when you slap me, I still tell you you’re hot. What’s the matter baby? Do you want this job or not?
Via: Think Progress
Rick Santorum decisively swept all three primary contests last night, shattering the myth of inevitability that presumed front-runner Mitt Romney has tried to construct. While the vote in Missouri assigned no delegates, the results there and in Colorado and Minnesota nonetheless show a clear refutation of Romney in states that will be battlegrounds in the general election.
But there is even more troubling news for Romney. As ThinkProgress has noted, Republican turnout has been down in virtually every primary so far, suggesting a lack of enthusiasm for Romney and the rest of the GOP field. But last night’s results are far more severe. Turnout was not just down but down tremendously, and in many places, Romney was unable to capture anywhere close to as many votes as he won in 2008.
Romney won Colorado with 60 percent of the vote four years ago, and its demographics favored the candidate, but this year, Romney won just 34.9 percent of the vote, coming 6 points shy of Santorum.
In Minnesota, which Romney won with 41 percent of the vote in 2008, he won just 16.9 percent last night — coming in third behind Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX).
And in Missouri, Romney was down slightly, from 29 percent in 2008 to 25.3 percent last night.
Clearly, the winner yesterday was President Obama.
RE-ELECT Obama/Biden in 2012!
photo: I believe his ‘current’ playmate is Orly ‘the Birther Queen’ Taitz; next week, don’t know.
The website for Hero Builder ‘The Last American Toy Company’; that’s right, even the Chinese refused to make this krap!
Oh yeah, he’s a perfect fit for Fox News.
Remember a few months ago when the Republicans were excited about … right, Donald Trump?
And then something happened, we never knew exactly what, and he was “no longer a viable candidate.”
His multi-million ill-gotten fortune couldn’t have been the problem, because Mitt’s still in.
The serial adultery and divorces and tacky new wives? Nope, Newt’s still around.
Being mentally ill? Hasn’t stopped Bachmann!
What about the basic ignorance and stupidity? Rick Perry hasn’t quit the race, and it’s not what’s making Herman Cain quit, either.
Maybe it was his national joke of a hairpiece?
Whatever the reason, Donald Trump was at least as qualified as all the other GOP candidates combined, so now he gets the consolation prize of moderating a Republican debate, presumably because Kermit the Frog had a prior commitment (and some morals).
The NYT reports on this latest slip down the GOP’s evolutionary ladder:
Donald Trump is pairing up with Newsmax, the conservative magazine and news Web site, to moderate a presidential debate in Des Moines on Dec. 27.
“Our readers and the grass roots really love Trump,” said Christopher Ruddy, chief executive of Newsmax Media. “They may not agree with him on everything, but they don’t see him as owned by the Washington establishment, the media establishment.”
Mr. Trump’s role in the debate, which will be broadcast on the cable network Ion Television, is sure to be one of the more memorable moments in a primary season that has already delivered its fair share of circus-like spectacle.
Oh come on, liberal New York Times! You are insulting circus-like spectacles and the reputation of professional clowns and freaks.
So, on December 27 when lonely old GOP primary voters are starting to realize their kids really aren’t coming for Christmas this year, Donald Trump and the senior-citizen webzine Newsmax will finally provide some top-notch holiday entertainment.
I really enjoy reading the Wonkette, but I wish they would be more straight-forward with what they really believe; know what I mean?
Republican John Danforth, who served as a senator from Missouri for nearly 20 years and later as George W. Bush’s ambassador the United Nations, is not happy with the slate of Republican presidential candidates. “I’ve been watching some of these Republican debates and they’re just terrible. Terrible,” he told KTRS in St. Louis yesterday. “It’s embarrassing for me as a Republican to watch this stuff,” he added, calling out audiences for applauding the candidates’ morbid boastings.
Via Fired Up Missouri:
DANFORTH: “What have been the big applause lines in these debates? Well, a statement that the governor of Texas is responsible for killing 234 people on death row. Or that we favor torture. Or that we’re creating a fence on the Mexican border that electrocutes people when they try to cross it. Or when people show up at the emergency room at hospitals and they’re not insured don’t treat them. And that, I mean these are the big applause lines, people just hoop and holler when they hear all that. [...]
It doesn’t have anything to do with the republican party that I was a part of. This is just totally different. And all of these people who are saying this, y’know, and claiming that, y’know, they’re for all this stuff, they also sort of ostentatiously say, “Oh, we’re very religious people. We really, we’re just very pious, Christian people.” They were for torture, and electrocution of the people on along the border and all of that. That doesn’t have anything to do with, is contrary to the Christianity that I understand.”
IF a candidate wants to win the primaries in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, and the of course the GOP nomination, he/she has no other choice.
I just hope the Democrats and Independents remember who these bozos are when they go to the Ballot box in November.
Via: The Atlantic Wire
Herman ‘hold the sausage, baby’ Cain gave Ginger White money to pay for her “month-to-month bills and expenses” without telling his wife, he explained to the New Hampshire Union-Leader‘s editorial board Thursday, but she understands.
Gloria Cain didn’t know the two were “friends” until White told an Atlanta TV station that she’d had a 13-year affair with Cain that ended in March, John DiStaso reports.
Despite the shock that Mrs. Cain must have experienced this week, Cain isn’t meeting with her face-to-face till Friday, when he says she’ll have the final say over whether he should continue his presidential campaign (/marriage?).
But by phone, apparently, Cain says she’s “comfortable with the explanation that I told her… My wife understands that I’m a soft-hearted giving person.”
“My wife understands that I’m a soft-hearted giving person” – George ‘Kingfish’ Stevens
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