We WON, You LOST, so STFU!
“[the U.S.'s (OBAMA!) funding of al Qaeda in Syria] happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree (and the bats are loose in the belfry) and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God’s end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand.
When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah.”
photographer: Osama bin Laden - al Qaeda News Service ‘AQNS’
Via: The Raw Story
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) refused to concede on the idea that ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton could be the prohibitive favorite in the 2016 presidential race, citing the biblical story of David and Goliath in a radio interview.
“All David needed was one smooth stone to fell the giant,” Bachmann told Christian radio host Jan Markell. “It wasn’t the stone, it wasn’t David, it was the strong right arm of a holy God. And, again, I believe that it’s, in some ways, up to us — if we repent, if we cry out to God, we have no idea what the Lord God will do for us in 2016.”
please, please, PLEASE run again!
Via: Raw Story
Stephanie Banister, who is currently facing criminal charges for engaging in anti-Muslim hate-based acts of vandalism, is running to represent her native Queensland in the Australian Parliament. She is representing the far-right One Nation party and hopes to make Australia an overtly hostile environment to Muslims.
The 27-year-old mother of two told Australia’s Channel Seven, “I don’t oppose Islam as a country, but I do feel that their laws should not be welcome here in Australia.”
The woman who some are calling “Australia’s Sarah Palin” went on to say that she supports “the Jews” because “they follow Jesus Christ” (they don’t) and that while she would outlaw halal food — which she repeatedly referred to as “haram food” — she would allow kosher food to remain in stores because it doesn’t carry a tax like “haram food.” (It does.)
She also said that she would outlaw the Quran.
Via: Raw Story
A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.
The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent “female pleasure machines” to Bachmann by accident.
In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.
Sources familiar with the incident told BuzzFeed that the Christian group intercepted the gift before Bachmann was able to open it.
Strategy Group for Media was lucky. Bachmann would have likely been baffled and insulted by the gift.
Though some conservative political advisers might believe Bachmann’s sex appeal makes her a strong candidate, the congresswoman isn’t exactly known for her liberal views on sex.
Bachmann advocates abstinence-only sexual education in public schools and pledged in 2011 to ban pornography if elected president.
1. ‘Horn on the Cob’; hey, well you gotta get ready for the 2016 Iowa GOP Primary, right?
2. The word is, Macus ‘ALMOST the FIRST LADY’ Bachmann is thrilled with the ‘Horn on the Cob’.
Via: Huffington Post
All the haters who say that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) has a “thin legislative resume” are totally forgetting that time she sponsored H.R. 923 (110th), which congratulated “the State of Minnesota on its 150th anniversary and the contributions it continues to make to America’s economy and heritage.”
How else would you have known that Minnesota was 150 years old? See, Michele Bachmann raised awareness!
|THINGS ATTEMPTED BY MICHELE BACHMANN||THINGS ACCOMPLISHED BY MICHELE BACHMANN|
|Referred to Committee(aka: went nowhere)||53|
|Reported by Committee(Got out of committee)||1 H.R. 850 (112th): To facilitate a proposed project in the Lower St. Croix Wild and Scenic River, and for other purposes.|
|Agreed To (Simple Resolution)||3 H.Res. 373 (111th): Expressing support for designation of the month of September as “National Hydrocephalus Awareness Month” H.Res. 923 (110th): Recognizing the State of Minnesota’s 150th anniversary. H.Res. 789 (110th): Honoring public child welfare agencies, nonprofit organizations and private entities providing services for foster children.|
|Passed House||1 H.R. 45: To repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and health care-related provisions in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010|
|Signed Into Law||0|
Via: Yahoo News
“He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve met in my life,” Tagg Romney (photo: FAR right) told the paper.
“He had no desire to … run. If he could have found someone else to take his place … he would have been ecstatic to step aside.”
Read more, HERE:
“If he could have found someone else to take his place …”
Hey, what about Michele ‘bat-shit insane’ Bachmann? Or, Herman ‘hold the sausage’ Cain? Or, ‘Frothy’ Santorum?
Well, I believe the GOP wingnuts who supported them during the campaign, thought they were eminently qualified.
Via: Mock, Paper, Scissors
Ayn and Ronnie leave for some important meetings.
Sgts Palin and Mittens reporting for Duty, Herr Kommandant.
House darlings Eric and Michele strolling around Tampax.
If you dare, see even more, HERE:
Via: Huffington Post
Congressman Richard Hanna (R-NY) is fed up with the GOP.
Hanna singled out Michele Bachmann’s “suggestion that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin be investigated to see if she has ties to Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood” as an example of a party that has gone off the rails.
The Syaracuse Post-Standard has the story:
“I have to say that I’m frustrated by how much we — I mean the Republican Party — are willing to give deferential treatment to our extremes in this moment in history,” he told The Post-Standard editorial board.
…“We render ourselves incapable of governing when all we do is take severe sides…” he said. “If all people do is go down there and join a team, and the team is invested in winning and you have something that looks very similar to the shirts and the skins, there’s not a lot of value there.”
…“I would say that the friends I have in the Democratic Party I find … much more congenial — a little less anger,” he said.
Read more, HERE:
I expect to be doing another of these ‘GOP Genius of the Day’; possibly in 2013, 2014, or 2015.
But I suggest you, ‘not hold your breath’.
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