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Christie Shockingly Vindicated – By his OWN investigation!

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A law firm hired by New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said Thursday that the governor was not involved in a plot to create gridlock near a major bridge as part of a political retribution scheme.

The taxpayer-funded report released by former federal prosecutor Randy Mastro relies on interviews with Christie and other officials in his administration and 250,000 documents, many of them emails and text messages.

We found that Gov. Christie had no knowledge beforehand of this George Washington Bridge realignment idea”, Mastro said at a news conference. (yeah, right!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/27/christie-internal-report-bridgegate_n_5042911.html

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March 28, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

“Time for Another Flood”- Amen, to that!

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Consider for a monent, his competition.

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March 16, 2014 Posted by | 2016, GOP morons, Romney | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘Photos of the Day’ – What Obama and Christie saw from the helicopter

Via: Atlantic Wire

‘The boardwalk is gone, and so are many homes’

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See more photos, HERE:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/10/what-obama-and-christie-saw-their-helicopter-tour-hurricane-damage/58555/

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And at a shelter:

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BONUS: “Quote of the Day”

Obama: “The main message I wanted to send is the entire country has been watching what’s been happening. Everybody knows how hard Jersey’s been hit.”

Man in audience: “Except my boss.”

Obama: “Well, except your boss. If you need me to call, you let me know.”

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November 1, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Maureen Dowd – ‘Will they Decifer the Cipher?’

Via: NYT

Mitt Romney doesn’t elicit passion, as Ronald Reagan did in Detroit. Or respect, as Poppy Bush did in New Orleans. Or excitement, as W. did in Philadelphia. Or admiration, as John McCain did in St. Paul.

The emotion he evokes is pity. Romney slogged and spent his way to the G.O.P. convention his dad craved for himself only to find that his role is not so much leading man as forgotten man.

Following an adulatory promotional video about himself, Chris Christie splashed in the Narcissus pool, giving a preening keynote speech that gassed on for 1,800 words and 16 minutes before he even deigned to mention “our actual nominee,” as Sarah Palin sardonically put it on Fox News.

Christie, who has already said he may run in 2016 if Romney loses, urged “sacrifice” and “tough choices” even though the blurry Romney beckons with an all-you-can-eat buffet of defense spending and tax cuts.

When TV cut away to Mitt in the hall to capture what should have been a thrilling moment, he looked as though his jelled skull might burst into flames.

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This synthetic convention aches with the enormity of the effort involved in trying, and failing, to make Mitt alluring and compelling, the fruitless, endless hunt for the enigma code that will decipher the cipher.

It’s absurd that Romney is still working tirelessly to show who he is given that he has spent the past six years running for president. Ann Romney was straining so hard to come up with heartwarming, personal anecdotes about Mitt and her family, she actually hit on one with CBS News about her son mourning her miscarriage . . .

that a startled Mitt said he had never heard.

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Even when conservatives try to defend Romney, they manage to insult him.

“If you’ve just been diagnosed with a brain tumor,” Mike Huckabee told Howard Kurtz of The Daily Beast, “you honestly don’t care if your neurosurgeon is a jerk.”

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David Brooks of The Times mocked press critiques of Romney, but the satire slashed the candidate, too: “Romney owns many homes without garage elevators and the cars have to take the stairs.”

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Romney is seen more as maître d’ than nominee, ushering the party to a better table in the future. In Politico, conservatives referred to the placeholder Mitt as a transitional figure and “an ideal segue.”

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Read more, HERE:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/30/opinion/will-they-decipher-the-cipher.html?_r=1&hp

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personal thought:

I predict Romney will lose by an even bigger margin than McCain did in ’08.

I think the wingnuts will then claim running moderates was a mistake; and they need to nominate someone who ‘believes what we believe’.

Their candidate will be Ryan, and he will lose by even a greater margin; and the GOP will become even more of a ‘fringe party’ than it is now.

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August 31, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

BREAKING NEWS – Christie 2016 Comes From Nowhere To Win Republican Nomination!

Though most observers believed Mitt Romney had the 2012 Republican presidential nomination wrapped up, the 2016 campaign of New Jersey governor Chris Christie came out of nowhere Wednesday to convince delegates that the future candidate deserved the nomination, and that he should be the leading Republican on the ticket this fall.

 “If we’re going to beat Obama in November, we’re going to need a candidate who is charismatic and has had years to distance himself from the disastrous 2012 crop of potential nominees like Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and a still-very-green Chris Christie,” Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus told reporters, adding that the Christie 2016 campaign had already raised hundreds of millions of dollars in donations from David Koch and investment banker Charles Schwab.

“With Christie selecting Paul Ryan—who has had four years to come back to the center on economic issues—as his running mate, the Republican ticket is exceptionally strong. If I were Obama right now, I’d be very worried.”

At press time, the Christie 2016 campaign was planning an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman, where the candidate will more than likely discuss his new fit and trim appearance (see photo).

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Via:  – America’s Finest News Source

http://www.theonion.com/articles/christie-2016-comes-from-nowhere-to-win-republican,27904/

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May 17, 2012 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin Under the Impression That Chris Christie Wears ‘Panties’

Via: Wonkette

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the supposed-to-have-run of the Republican party, declared Newt Gingrich to be an “embarrassment” to the party during an appearance on NBC’s Meet the Press this past weekend, so as usual a Republican is embarrassed by America, since Newt, you know, won the South Carolina primary with many more votes than John McCain won in 2008.

To this remark, Fox News loiterer Sarah Palin condescendingly forgave Christie immediately — “Poor Chris. That was a rookie mistake” — but at the same time suggested that the New Jersey governor was getting his “panties in a wad,” though this is probably a requirement/side effect of joining the Romney campaign. Romney himself prefers long chastity underwear, worn inside out, with the buttons on the inside to make access by others more difficult.

Classic Sarah Palin style: mad-libbing by substituting a perfectly suitable word/phrase like BOXER BRIEFS or KNICKERS or TIGHTY WHITEYS with another, less fortunate word, PANTIES.

Still, such a Mama Bear even while mauling her prey:

You know, sometimes, if your candidate loses in just one step along this path, as was the case when Romney lost to Newt the other night — and, of course, Romney is Chris Christie’s guy — well, you kind of get your panties in a wad, and you may say things that you regret later. And I think that that’s what Chris Christie did.

http://wonkette.com/461128/sarah-palin-under-the-impression-that-chris-christie-wears-panties#more-461128

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January 25, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Gingrich, GOP morons, Palin, Romney | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Chris Christie: Gingrich® ‘Has Been An Embarrassment To The Party’

Via: Huffington Post

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie declared on Sunday that Newt® Gingrich® has been “an embarrassment” to the Republican Party who didn’t have the background or capacity to serve as an effective president.

Appearing on “Meet the Press,” the top Mitt Romney surrogate didn’t refrain from sharp character attacks.

“I think Gingrich® has embarrassed the party over time,” Christie said. “Whether he’ll do it again in the future, I don’t know. But Gov. Romney never has.”

And he went on from there.

“We all know the record,” Christie said. “He was run out of the speakership by his own party. He was fined $300,000 for ethics violations. This is a guy who has had a very difficult political career at times and has been an embarrassment to the party … I don’t need to regale the country with that entire list again except to say this: I’m not saying he will do it again in the future, but sometimes past is prologue.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/22/chris-christie-gingrich-embarrassment_n_1222009.html

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personal thought:

I’m not saying ‘Fat Boy’ will say, “he will do it again in the future”, again.

But I bet he does; and soon, very very soon.

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January 23, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Gingrich, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Chris Cristie will NOT run for president

Via: NJ.com

Proclaiming “Now is not the time,”  Gov. Chris Christie announced  at a jammed Statehouse news conference  today that he would not seek the Republican nomination for president in 2012.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/10/chris_christie_not_running_for.html

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photo:

However, he did NOT announce he wouldn’t make a helicopter run, or two, possibly three, to White Castle.

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October 5, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Governor Christie (R-NJ) released from hospital

Via: Huffington Post

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was released from a hospital Thursday evening following emergency treatment for asthma after having difficulty breathing.

The 48-year-old governor, who uses an inhaler for asthma and is overweight (really?), was taken to Somerset Medical Center around 10:30 a.m. Thursday. The blunt-talking governor, who some Republicans have been trying to persuade to run for president, was headed to a bill signing event when he felt unwell.

Christie told reporters as he left the hospital that he woke up in the morning not feeling great and his rescue inhaler didn’t work as well as it normally does. He says he thought about his kids (obviously, NOT enough) and decided it would be best to go to the hospital.

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Christie has been open about some of his health problems.

He has long struggled with his weight, which he said he started putting on after high school when he stopped playing organized sports. He’s tried dozens of diets over the years with varying success and has shed some pounds in recent months.

His weight came up during his 2009 campaign against Democrat incumbent Jon Corzine, who ran an ad accusing Christie of “throwing his weight around” to get out of traffic citations while he was U.S. attorney. Christie confronted the ads head on, telling Corzine to “man up and say I’m fat.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/28/chris-christie-hospitalized_n_912037.html

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July 29, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Breaking News – Runaway Baboon Captured In New Jersey

Via: AOL

HOWELL TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A wayward baboon that apparently escaped from an amusement park and became a mini-celebrity – appearing at a golf course and being followed on Twitter – was captured Saturday after spending three days on the lam.

The animal appeared to be unharmed when it was found and tranquilized at a farm in Howell Township, in southern New Jersey. The farm isn’t far from Six Flags Great Adventure’s Monkey Jungle in Jackson Township, which has about 150 baboons that are part of a drive-through safari.

Park officials confirmed the capture and said they believed the animal was theirs. But they won’t know for sure until it’s assessed and they can see if it has a microchip that’s embedded in all their baboons.

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/07/02/baboon-captured-in-new-jersey_n_889312.html

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comment:

You elected him, he yours.

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July 3, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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