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Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?


Seeing the Bear, I can’t help think of the very old SNL Landshark skit:


[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]

Woman:  [not opening the door]


Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?

Woman:  Who?

Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

Woman:  Who is it?

Voice:  [pause] Flowers.

Woman:  Flowers for whom?

Voice:  [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.

Woman:  I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

Voice:  [pause] Candygram.

Woman:  Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.

Voice:  Wait.  I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.

Woman:  A dolphin? Well…okay.

[opens door]


[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman’s head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]



June 3, 2011 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever | , , , , | Leave a comment

Rep. Weiner (D-NY); yes he is

Via: someecards.com


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Le's remember to elect congressmen who can recognize key political solutions and their own penises.

June 3, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Huckabee doesn’t rule out vice president

Via: Arkansas Online

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee on Wednesday reiterated his recent announcement that he won’t seek the Republican nomination for president, but declined to rule out accepting a spot as vice president on the Republican ticket.

“Ev’ry thin’ is still open,” Huckabee said when asked afterward about being the potential Republican candidate’s running mate.

 “Ah ain’t closed  doers on account o’ ah  foun’ out long ago thet thass not a smart thin’ t’do.

 Then yo’ try t’ figger out how t’open them when they come knockin’.  Ah’s not looking fo’ ennythin’, ah’s corntent wif whut ah’s doin’. Thet’s whut I plan t’do.”



Eff’n yer cortent, then ah’s corntent.


June 3, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, Huckabee | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Glen Beck to be left behind

Via: Dependable Renegade

…his last broadcast is June 30, 2011.

I hope Uncle Rupert gives him a roadmap and a cheese sandwich.



Via: MEDIAite

In the past month, ratings for Beck’s ratings saw a DOUBLE DIGIT DECLINE; his 5PM show was DOWN 15% in P2+ and DOWN 30% in 25-54, the most of any show on Fox News in May.

According to a Fox News spokesperson, no replacement has yet been named.



personal thought:

No replacement has yet been named?

Oh yeah, probably because all the ‘certified loonies’ are running in: Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, >>>


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Joe Miller Launches ‘Stop Romney’ Campaign

Via: Huffington Post

A Tea Party group in Nevada led by a failed Senate candidate from Alaska announced Thursday that it is launching an effort to oppose Mitt Romney’s bid for the GOP presidential nomination.

“Conservatives deserve a better choice than Mitt Romney,” Miller said in a statement sent out by Western Representation PAC.

“In a matchup against Obama, Tea Party voters are looking for a consistent constitutional conservative,” Miller said. “We will NEVER get behind Mitt Romney. On issues like gun rights, gay rights, abortion, immigration, and health care, Romney has flipped more than John Kerry flopped.”



‘Teabaggers fixing to derail Romney?”



June 3, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, Romney | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Trump eats pizza with a ‘plastic’ fork

Via: Huffington Post:



And Trump really rolled out the red carpet for Palin, taking her and her family out for a slice of pizza at Famous Famiglia’s in Times Square, whose are has recently been described as “a slice that tastes like a manila folder with Ragu slathered all over it.”


Jon Stewart:

“Based on how you eat pizza, Donald, I want to see your long form birth certificate. I don’t think you were really born in New York.”



Trump’s reply:

“A lot of people are asking why am I using plastic forks and knives that the pizza parlor gave. Well, I don’t walk around with forks and knives, and frankly, it was very comfortable.

Plus, this way you can take the top of the pizza off so you’re not just eating the crust. I like to not eat the crust so we can keep the weight down at least as good as possible.”



personal thought:

‘As good as possible’?

Golly, can’t help thinking he spent too much time with Palin.


June 3, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, Palin, Trump | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Many Republicans NOT impressed with 2012 field

Via: Washington Post


Nearly four in ten Republicans and those who lean toward Republicans said they were unhappy with their current choices in the presidential field, according to a new Washington Post/Pew Research Center poll, data that will fuel speculation about possible late entrants into the race.

Asked to choose a single word to describe the Republican slate of candidates, fully 37 percent of self identified Republicans and Republican leaners chose a word with a negative connotation — with “not impressed/unimpressed” the most commonly mentioned phrase.

Among all respondents, 44 percent offered a negative one-word assessment of the Republican field including, not suprisingly, 52 percent of Democrats.

More potentially problematic for Republicans hoping to unseat President Obama next November was the fact that 48 percent of INDEPENDENTS described the GOP candidates negatively while just 10 percent offered a positive one-word description.



personal thought:

I think the GOP primaries/caucauses/debates will be very ‘nasty’ this go around.

I also think the teabaggers will be unhappy with the GOP choice, and will field their own candidate; which will lead to the eventual nominee being, ‘up shit-creek, …”

I least, I can hope so, right?


June 3, 2011 Posted by | 2012, Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, GOP morons, Palin, Pawlenty, Rand Paul, Romney, Ron Paul, Santorum, teabaggers, Trump | , , , , | Leave a comment