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‘Strap on Penis’ Assault Case Dropped By Prosecutors

Via: The Smoking Penis; no, no I mean Gun

Prosecutors have decided not to pursue felony assault charges against the Florida woman arrested last month for allegedly trying to batter her girlfriend with a “female sex toy.”

The State Attorney’s Office decision not to file an aggravated assault charge against Jantavia Taylor was disclosed in a recent Circuit Court filing. The case was bounced after the alleged victim signed a waiver of prosecution, prosecutor Rebecca Muller Thompson told TSG.

Taylor, 21, was arrested on August 15 after a Bradenton Police Department officer responded to an assault call at the home Taylor shared with girlfriend Tamara Cadet. According to a police report, Cadet, 23, said that she and Taylor “became involved in an argument and that Ms. Taylor then grabbed a knife from an unknown location and began to chase her with it.” Cadet said she fled the couple’s home and ran a block before Taylor gave up the chase.

When questioned by the cop, Taylor denied brandishing a knife, saying that, “the only thing that she threw at Ms. Cadet trying to strike her was a female sex toy (STRAP on PENIS).” A subsequent police canvas for the purported weapon determined that, “The sex toy was located across the street in the yard of another residence.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sex-toy-assault-case-dropped-764093

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UPDATE:

“The sex toy was located across the street in the yard of another residence” in the ‘custody’ of the neighbor’s dog, Butch.

The cops ended up playing FETCH with Butch for thirty-minutes before he collapsed from exhaustion.

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September 21, 2011 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , ,

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