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FLORIDA: Assault Suspect, Tells Police He’s Half-Orangutan And Elvis’s Brother

Via: Huffington Post

If the police officers who arrested  for assault didn’t think he was slightly bananas at first, it’s possible they changed their minds when he allegedly told them he was half orangutan (probable).

Florida police also say Loescher told them he was also Elvis Presley’s brother (doubtful), a friend of President Bush (probable), and director of the CIA (doubtful).

Deputies confronted Loescher in Naples, Fla., last week after after a woman said he had threatened her with a gun, Newser.com reported.

When the deputies got to the bank shortly before 5 p.m., they found Loescher still sitting in the driver’s seat while another woman, not the one who called the police, sat in the front passenger seat, according to the Naples Daily News.

The paper also reports that Loescher allegedly told police that he needed to call the “Fusion Center” about his monkey blood (probable).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mark-loescher-says-hes-half-orangutan_n_1290576.html?ref=dumb-criminals

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February 23, 2012 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

(2 of 2) ‘All Dead Mormons are Now Gay’.com

Via: Wonkette

It was very exciting to learn that the young Mitt Romney maybe baptized the sad ghosts of Jewish victims of the Nazi Holocaust, to turn them into followers of Mitt’s folk religion.

Who knew Mitt ever did anything but the kind of vicious 1% capitalism that ruins the lives of countless Americans?

Well now, thanks to the Internet (again!), there is a new “web app” that lets you easily turn all Dead Mormons into homosexuals.

Dead Mormon homosexuals, we assume, unless there’s some fine print/privacy policy thing on the bottom of the web page that explains in dense legal terminology how the Dead Mormon Homosexuals will then Rise Up From Their Graves and commit deep crimes against the Living … oh god, that’s how Romney’s going to become president, isn’t it? OH GOD.

http://wonkette.com/464536/important-website-now-lets-you-turn-dead-mormons-into-gay-dead-mormons

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website for: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay (Mormons)

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

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SEE PHOTO:

‘Angel Moroni appearing to Joseph Smith’

sleepware by: Victor’s Secret®

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February 23, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

(1 of 2) LDS Church condemns recent proxy baptism of Anne Frank

Via: Fox13Now.com – Salt Lake City

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has condemned the recent proxy baptism of Anne Frank, the Jewish girl whose diary of hiding from the Nazis has provided generations with a first-hand account of life during the Holocaust.

Frank is the third Holocaust victim to have received a “baptism for the dead” in recent weeks. The baptism is a violation of a pact the LDS Church made in 1995 to no longer proxy baptize Holocaust victims. The LDS Church confirmed it happened over the weekend at the faith’s temple in the Dominican Republic.

The LDS Church has since condemned the proxy baptism, calling is a violation of their policy and believe it took a great deal of “deception” for it to happen.

http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-lds-church-lds-church-condemns-recent-proxy-baptism-of-anne-frank-20120221,0,275142.story

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Annelies MarieAnneFrank; 12 June 1929 – early March 1945) was one of the most renowned and most discussed Jewish victims of the Holocaust.

Acknowledged for the quality of her writing, her diary has become one of the world’s most widely read books, and has been the basis for several plays and films.

Read more, HERE:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Frank

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February 23, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Barack Obama Sings ‘Sweet Home Chicago’ With B.B. King & Mick Jagger

Via: Wonkette

One little bit of Al Green and now everybody expects the president to sing America’s blues and soul classics.

Well, why not?

Thomas Jefferson loved to sing, and so did Richard Nixon. Look at old Mick Jagger hand the microphone to the president, after the R&B legends all insist the president take a verse of “Sweet Home Chicago.”

What is this, anyway? Some kind of PBS/White House blues party. It will be on the teevee February 27.

See it, and hear it, HERE:

http://wonkette.com/464460/barack-obama-sings-sweet-home-chicago-with-b-b-king-mick-jagger

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February 23, 2012 Posted by | 2012, President Obama | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Republicans Losing Interest in Presidential Race

Via: Political Wire

A new Associated Press-GfK poll finds interest in the Republican presidential race is slipping: Just 40% of Republicans say they have a great deal of interest in following the contest, compared with 48% in December.

Key findings: Only 23% are strongly satisfied with the field (see photo) and 40% said they are dissatisfied with the candidates running (see photo).

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/02/22/republicans_losing_interest_in_presidential_race.html

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February 23, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Gingrich, GOP morons, Romney, Ron Paul, Santorum | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment