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(1 of 2) Contest! What Is This Official George W. Bush White House Portrait Missing?

Via: Wonkette

Did we all have a good time watching Dubya make some funneez at the White House today?

It was pretty good! He was all like, haha, you know and I know and everybody knows that I was pretty much the worst at being the preznit, for reals, hilares, just Mr. Jokey Jokey about what a terrible job he did.

He’s somehow easier to take out of office than he was in, no?

But enough about that!

Please get out your MSPaint, because we feel this portrait is just missing … something. Couldn’t say what, because then you would just steal it, and we would get 470 pictures of GWB with his cock in his hand, and we do not want to see that. The contest will be open until 5 p.m. Friday. Winners get nothing, as per usual. Send to tips@wonkette.com with the subject line “This is not a portrait of George W. Bush with his cock in his hand.”

Amen.

http://wonkette.com/474076/contest-what-is-this-official-george-w-bush-white-house-portrait-missing#idc-container

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From the Comments:

– His codpiece enhanced flight suit?

– His brother JarJar?

– Needs more flying shoes.

– A good legacy, but I don’t think you can photoshop that.

– Shouldn’t puppet-master Cheney’s hand be up his ass?

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(2 0f 2) will be forthcoming.

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June 1, 2012 - Posted by | President Bush | , , , , , ,

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