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Herman ‘HOLD the SAUSAGE, Baby!’ Cain

Via: Dependable Renegade

Poet laureate and teabagger extraordinaire Herman Cain recently drafted this lyrical masterpiece:

‘999 9th Street‘ (By Herman Cain)

999 9th street is the place to be. The Renaissance hotel in Washington, D.C.

A major conference there was meant to be. Where Mr. 999 is scheduled to speak.

Some will say, it is just pure luck. Others will say, it’s for a few bucks.

To heck with the skeptics who don’t have a plan. Because 999 has captivated the Land.

So jeer if you will the 999 man. Soon it will become, the law of the Land.

“He’s Baaack”

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I tried my hand at re-working it:

Nein Nein Nein 9th Street’ (Not by Herman Cain)

Nein, nein, nein! is what the fräuleins say to me. At the Renaissance hotel in Washington, D.C.

I met some fine ladies, so slim and sleek. That’s when I turned on my special double-speak.

Some will say, it is just pure luck. But here they have hourly rates, for a quick fuck.

To heck with the bitches that don’t fall for my plan. They don’t know what they’re missin, I’m the pizza man.

Even when you slap me, I still tell you you’re hot. What’s the matter baby? Do you want this job or not?

“He’s Baaack”

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http://www.dependablerenegade.com/dependable_renegade/2012/06/nein-nein-nein.html

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June 16, 2012 - Posted by | 2012, Cain, GOP morons | , , , , , ,

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