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JPMorgan’s Twitter (#AskJPM) Mistake


Via: The New Yorker


‘Advise to career-minded kids on the internet’, sounds simple enough, right?


Then came the questions.

–  “Do you have any self awareness?”

– An editor at the Atlantic, riffing on the London Whale trading loss, tweeted, “What’s your favorite type of whale?”

– “Did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you “break bad”?”

– “Did you have a specific number of people’s lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success?”

– “What section of the poor & disenfranchised have you yet to exploit for profit, & how are you working to address that?”

– “Why aren’t you in jail for sending a literal ton of gold bullion to Iran in violation of sanctions?”

– “When Jamie Dimon (See eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche.”



November 18, 2013 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , ,

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