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The Cartoon Wolf

Via: How May We Hate You?

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GUEST: Well, I’ve done it. Done. It. All. Statue of Liberty. Empire State Building. Central Park. What else do I do?
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CONCIERGE: You could do Broadway.
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GUEST: Saw my kid’s show in back in Tokyo. I’ve done theater.
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CONCIERGE: Well, museums then. Especially since it’s about to downpour. We have dozens of some of the best museums in America.
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GUEST: Which ones are the good ones?
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CONCIERGE: Museum of Natural History if you like science…
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GUEST: Nah.
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CONCIERGE: Or Metropolitan Museum of Art if you like…
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GUEST: THEY GOT A PICASSO?
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CONCIERGE: I believe they do. MOMA has several….
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GUEST: What else? What else they got?
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CONCIERGE: There’s the Museum of Sex on…
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GUEST: WHAT?
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CONCIERGE: The Museum of Sex.
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GUEST: (Image of Cartoon wolf’s eyes bugging out in a manner that suggest a boner going “BOIIIIIIIING!”)
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GUEST: What’s that gonna have?
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CONCIERGE: Sex related exhibits. Some videos. Information about the evolution of sexual acceptance. Fetishes.
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GUEST: What fetishes? What fetishes? Like cheerleaders?
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CONCIERGE: It’s rotating exhibits. I can see what they…
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GUEST: Is it big?
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CONCIERGE: So big.
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GUEST: Nice. Nice. Better than Picasso. They have photos?
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CONCIERGE: Yes.
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GUEST: Write down address. NOW.

 

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