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Michele Bachmann – ‘GOP Ass-Hole of the Day’

Via: Raw Story


Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has a plan to discourage immigrants from sending money back to families in other countries by taxing them at 100 percent.

The Minnesota Republican, who has in the past asserted children fleeing violence in Central America were “invading” the United States, told a conference call with Numbers USA last week that it “truly is war against the American people,” Right Wing Watch reported.

Bachmann opined that the solution to the crisis was to “deport right on the border,” and to confiscate Americans’ land if needed to “build a real fence.”

“Mexico, El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala, those countries are laughing at us because they’re making money with their corrupt governments in conjunction with these international criminal cartels, they’re all making money and kickbacks,” she noted.

What I believe we should do is have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries.” Bachmann explained.

“We would have phone call from the president of these countries in five minutes saying, ‘What can we do? We want to keep this money flowing into our economy.”


August 6, 2014 Posted by | Bachmann, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Quotes of the Day”



March 14, 2014 Posted by | Bachmann, GOP morons, Palin | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michele ‘batshit insane’ Bachmann – yet another, ‘GOP Moron of the Day’


“[the U.S.’s (OBAMA!) funding of al Qaeda in Syria] happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree (and the bats are loose in the belfry) and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God’s end times history. Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand.

When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah.”



photographer: Osama bin Laden – al Qaeda News Service ‘AQNS’



October 9, 2013 Posted by | Bachmann, GOP morons, President Obama, President Reagan | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michele ‘bat-shit insane’ Bachmann (R-MN) – ‘GOP Moron of the Day’

Via: The Raw Story


Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) refused to concede on the idea that ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton could be the prohibitive favorite in the 2016 presidential race, citing the biblical story of David and Goliath in a radio interview.

“All David needed was one smooth stone to fell the giant,” Bachmann told Christian radio host Jan Markell. “It wasn’t the stone, it wasn’t David, it was the strong right arm of a holy God. And, again, I believe that it’s, in some ways, up to us — if we repent, if we cry out to God, we have no idea what the Lord God will do for us in 2016.”


please, please, PLEASE run again!


September 10, 2013 Posted by | 2016, Bachmann, GOP morons | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Australian far-right candidate is even a ‘little dumber’ than Palin/Bachmann

Via: Raw Story


Stephanie Banister, who is currently facing criminal charges for engaging in anti-Muslim hate-based acts of vandalism, is running to represent her native Queensland in the Australian Parliament. She is representing the far-right One Nation party and hopes to make Australia an overtly hostile environment to Muslims.

The 27-year-old mother of two told Australia’s Channel Seven, I don’t oppose Islam as a country, but I do feel that their laws should not be welcome here in Australia.”

The woman who some are calling “Australia’s Sarah Palin” went on to say that she supports “the Jews” because “they follow Jesus Christ” (they don’t) and that while she would outlaw halal food — which she repeatedly referred to as “haram food” — she would allow kosher food to remain in stores because it doesn’t carry a tax like “haram food.” (It does.)

She also said that she would outlaw the Quran.



August 9, 2013 Posted by | Bachmann, GOP morons, Palin | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator (SEE PHOTO) to Michele Bachmann


Via: Raw Story

A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.

The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent “female pleasure machines” to Bachmann by accident.

In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.

The electronic device did vibrate, but it apparently was not designed to be used on the head.

Sources familiar with the incident told BuzzFeed that the Christian group intercepted the gift before Bachmann was able to open it.

Strategy Group for Media was lucky. Bachmann would have likely been baffled and insulted by the gift.

Though some conservative political advisers might believe Bachmann’s sex appeal makes her a strong candidate, the congresswoman isn’t exactly known for her liberal views on sex.

Bachmann advocates abstinence-only sexual education in public schools and pledged in 2011 to ban pornography if elected president.



1. ‘Horn on the Cob’; hey, well you gotta get ready for the 2016 Iowa GOP Primary, right?


2. The word is, Macus ‘ALMOST the FIRST  LADY’ Bachmann is thrilled with the ‘Horn on the Cob’.




July 18, 2013 Posted by | 2016, Bachmann, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michele ‘bat-shit insane’ Bachmann decides to, “pulls the plug”


Via: Huffington Post

All the haters who say that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) has a “thin legislative resume” are totally forgetting that time she sponsored H.R. 923 (110th), which congratulated “the State of Minnesota on its 150th anniversary and the contributions it continues to make to America’s economy and heritage.”

How else would you have known that Minnesota was 150 years old? See, Michele Bachmann raised awareness!


Bills Sponsored 58
Referred to Committee(aka: went nowhere) 53
Reported by Committee(Got out of committee) 1 H.R. 850 (112th): To facilitate a proposed project in the Lower St. Croix Wild and Scenic River, and for other purposes.
Agreed To (Simple Resolution) 3 H.Res. 373 (111th): Expressing support for designation of the month of September as “National Hydrocephalus Awareness Month” H.Res. 923 (110th): Recognizing the State of Minnesota’s 150th anniversary. H.Res. 789 (110th): Honoring public child welfare agencies, nonprofit organizations and private entities providing services for foster children.
Passed House 1 H.R. 45: To repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and health care-related provisions in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010
Signed Into Law 0

May 30, 2013 Posted by | Bachmann | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Report cited by Bachmann claims Norquist linked to Muslim Brotherhood

Via: Raw Story

Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist helped the Muslim Brotherhood infiltrate the U.S. government, according to the report that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) cited in an attack on top State Department aide Human Abedin.

Earlier this month, Bachmann and four other Republicans sent a letter to inspectors general in the State, Homeland Security, Defense and Justice departments calling on them to investigate “potential Muslim Brotherhood infiltration” of the Obama administration by Abedin, an aide to Secretary Clinton and wife of former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY).

As evidence of their claims, the five Republicans cited “The Muslim Brotherhood in America: The Enemy Within,” a ten-part video course produced by the Center for Security Policy.

The movies claim that the “Muslim Brotherhood was helped in its efforts to achieve information dominance over the George W. Bush administration” by Norquist, a Christian.

The influential anti-tax activist is also accused of using “various organizations to promote Islamist agendas.”


Nearly every Republican in Congress has signed Norquist’s Taxpayer Protection Pledge, vowing to oppose any and all tax increases. Only 14 Republican members of 112th Congress have refused to sign the pledge.

Read more, HERE:



July 23, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Bachmann, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Michele ‘crazy eyes’ Bachmann warns of link between census, Japanese internment

Via: TPM

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is taking her refusal to fully fill out her Census form, which is a crime punishable by a $5,000 fine, to a whole new level: Invoking the memory of the Japanese internment during World War II, and the evil role that the Census played in it!

During an interview this morning on Fox News, Bachmann mostly focused on the danger of her personal information falling into the hands of the dreaded menace ACORN. But at one point, she made a very interesting appeal to history:

“Take this into consideration. If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt, and that’s how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps,” said Bachmann.I’m NOT saying that that’s what the Administration is planning to do, BUT I am saying that private personal information that was given to the Census Bureau in the 1940s was used against Americans to round them up, in a violation of their constitutional rights, and put the Japanese in internment camps.”


Read more, HERE:



July 22, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Bachmann, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Sure, Yeah, Michele Bachmann Will Be Romney’s Vice President, Why Not

Via: Wonkette

Could it be true, Wonkers?

A Christmas Miracle in July?

Could Michele ‘bat-shit insane’ Bachmann (SEE PHOTO) end up being His Lord High Hairgel Mitt Romney’s pick for vice president?


Yeah, probably not, because our Mittens is many (many) things, but a stone cold idiot is not one of them?

It’s cute though that he probably asked her for her tax returns and stuff, you know, made her feel special, greased her a little, it’s better to have a Michele Bachmann inside the tent shining her crazy eyes out than the terrifying opposite.

But let’s say some witchy cabal of Wonkerati managed to hex Ol’ Willard into choosing Ms. B. (And let us say for the sake of this exercise, that the Rom-mann dream team then won the election.)

What would Vice President Bachmann’s portfolio be?

* Head new Task Force on Curing teh Ghey.

* Organize Department of Home Schooling.

* Start up the New Inquisition.




Well hey, it worked well for McCain.

Oh wait, nevermind.


July 4, 2012 Posted by | 2012, Bachmann, GOP morons, Romney | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment