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June 5, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Example: “A Mothers’s Loving Care”

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Hey, I NEVER said it was a good example!

http://www.cheezburger.com/

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June 3, 2014 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever, gif | , , , | Leave a comment

‘Photo of the Day’

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Check out the video:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/31/bear-in-a-hammock-daytona-beach_n_5424012.html

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June 1, 2014 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever | , , , | Leave a comment

Obama Defends Controversial Policy of Not Invading Countries for No Reason

Via: New Yorker – The Borowitz Report

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President Obama raised eyebrows with his West Point commencement address Wednesday by offering a defense of his controversial foreign-policy doctrine of not invading countries for no reason.

Conservative critics were taken aback by Obama’s speech, which was riddled with incendiary remarks about only using military force for a clearly identified and rational purpose.

Obama did not shy away from employing polarizing rhetoric, often using words such as “RESPONSIBLE” and “SENSIBLE” to underscore his message.

Harland Dorrinson, a fellow at the conservative think tank the Center for Global Intervention, said that he was “stunned” to see Obama “defend his failure to engage the United States in impulsive and random military adventures.”

“History tells us that the best way to earn respect around the world is by using your military in a totally unpredictable and reckless manner,” he said. “Today, President Obama showed once again that he doesn’t get it.”

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/05/obama-defends-controversial-policy-of-not-invading-countries-for-no-reason.html#entry-more

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Thank You Mr. President, for ‘getting it’.

 

May 30, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘Message of the Day’

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My Gawd, they are a STUPID bunch of crazies!

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May 30, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

(2 of 2) 10-30 MILION attend the ‘Oreation Spring ‘ demostration in D.C.

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To all you doubters:

There are actually +10,000,000 in this photo; however, because of the effectiveness of the ‘camo’, they might be a little hard to spot.

So, there!

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May 18, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Conservatives Praise Antarctic Ice Sheet Melt as Beautiful Expression of Free Market

Via: Andy Borowitz – The New Yorker

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A delegation of conservative members of Congress paid a visit to the West Antarctic Ice Sheet melt today to witness firsthand what one of them called “the most beautiful expression of the free market I’ve ever seen.”

The author of that remark, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), said that he was awestruck after watching gigantic chunks of glacier disintegrate and crash to the sea.

“Every schoolchild in America needs to see this,” he said. “This is the free market at work in the way that God and Ayn Rand intended.”

Rep. Ryan said that watching the now-unstoppable Ice Sheet melt in action reaffirmed his belief in “the glory and might of free-market forces.”

“Now more than ever, I believe that government needs to get out of the way of glaciers,” he said.

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Another member of the delegation, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), decried what she called the “alarmism” surrounding reports of the collapsing Ice Sheet.

“The Ice Sheet melt is only a problem if you live in Antarctica, which, honestly, is a pretty dumb place to live,” she said. “Polar bears live in Antarctica because they have no choice, but we’re not polar bears.”

CORRECTION: Polar Bears live in the Arctic, and NOT Antarctica. And YES, the ice is melting there as well. (See Photo)

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/05/conservatives-praise-antarctic-ice-sheet-melt-as-beautiful-expression-of-free-market.html?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

 

 

 

 

May 15, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Oh, crap!

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May 5, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

BREAKING NEWS: Pope Francis Pursues Sinner Across Vatican City Rooftops

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VATICAN CITY—Numerous onlookers confirmed that His Holiness Pope Francis could be seen Thursday sprinting along the Holy See’s rooftops, darting between the chimneys and marble sculptures of the apostles atop St. Peter’s Basilica and the Sistine Chapel as he attempted to chase down a suspected sinner.

 

After deftly scaling an exterior fire escape on the Apostolic Library, the pontiff is said to have raced across the pitched roof of the Vatican Museums while closely trailing the fleeing commandment violator, who according to eyewitnesses looked back over his shoulder multiple times during the pursuit to find the white-clad Vicar of Christ just a dozen paces behind him.

 

Reports indicate that the pope lost track of the transgressor against God on top of the Palace of the Canonicate, causing him to pause for several seconds and frantically scan the horizon in all directions before suddenly spying the man on the adjacent roof of the Church of Santa Maria della Pietà, at which point the Bishop of Rome is said to have dashed at full speed to the building’s ledge and leapt the 30-foot gap separating the two structures.

 

Sources confirmed that after a tumbling landing, the pope quickly picked himself up, returned his mitre to his head, and immediately resumed the chase.

 

At press time, Pope Francis had reportedly taken a shortcut around the Tower of Nicholas V and tackled the unnamed blasphemer from behind, sending them both crashing through a 15th-century stained glass window and directly into a confessional booth below.

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“The Onion’ – America’s Finest News Souurce

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Wow, a Caucasian Jackie Chan!

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May 4, 2014 Posted by | Breaking News | , , , , | Leave a comment

Well hey, that’s a start!

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VOTE BLUE in 2014!

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May 1, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment