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Louis ‘a special kind of stupid’ Gohmert (R-TX) ‘GOP Moron of the Day’

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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) isn’t sure whether he’ll support a debt limit deal, but he is sure of one thing: a debt default would be President Barack Obama’s fault.

A reporter for The Young Turks asked Gohmert whether he’d support a bill that would raise the debt ceiling at the Values Voter Summit on Friday.

“The word ‘deal’ concerns me,” he said. “If it’s good for America.”

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When asked whether he would allow the government to default on its debt, Gohmert projected the responsibility for such circumstances onto Obama.

“NO,” he said, “that would be an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE by the president.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/13/louie-gohmert-impeach_n_4094707.html

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October 14, 2013 Posted by | 2016, GOP morons | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Louie Gohmert (R-TX) – GOP ‘Moron of the Day’

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Via: Mock, Paper,Scissors

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) accused Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) on Wednesday of being complicit in the terror attacks on the U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya last year and the deaths of four Americans, including the late Ambassador Chris Stevens.

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/06/01/your-daily-screwy-louie/

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June 4, 2013 Posted by | McCain | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Louie Gohmert (R-TX) – ‘GOP Moron of the Day’

Via: Wonkette

Have you ever wished that Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert would stop and take some time to explain what makes caribou want to hump?

Sure you have.

Here you go: “So when they want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the [oil] pipeline,” he says, and you can imagine the rest. HINT in case you can’t: it involves “warm oil” and “flowing.”

In conclusion, America needs to build thousands more oil pipelines in Alaska, to make caribou horny.

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From the WaPo, finding their true beat:

It seems that Gohmert is also something of an expert on animal husbandry. Here’s his theory: The caribou very much enjoy the warmth the pipeline radiates. “So when they want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline,” he informed his colleagues.

“So my real concern now …if oil stops running through the pipeline…do we need a study to see how adversely the caribou would be affected if that warm oil ever quit flowing?” he asked.

OH GOD SAVE THE REST FOR THE ROMANCE NOVEL, PLS.

http://wonkette.com/462743/rep-louie-gohmert-is-talking-about-caribou-sex-in-congress#more-462743

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Will there be a sex orgy?

 perhaps

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February 8, 2012 Posted by | GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment