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Sweden – Public Masturbation NOW Legal

Man and woman drop their bathing suits at the beach.

Public masturbators in Sweden now may be able to ‘GET-OFF’ without charges.

A recent court ruling in Sweden’s Södertörn District Court suggests that masturbating on the beach in Sweden is “OK,” according to public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar.

Vrethammar was prosecuting a 65-year-old who was charged with sexual assault after getting literally caught with his pants down in June, giving himself a ‘sandy handy’ on a the Drevviken beach in Stockholm, according to The Local’s translation of the Swedish newspaper Mitti.

A ruling which acquitted the man of the sex assault charges this week found that although the he was publicly masturbating, he was not directing his actions at anyone in particular, according to the Local. This was enough to clear him of the sexual assault charge, though it’s unclear if the action is still in violation of other statutes in Sweden.


personal thought:

Hell, why not!

I mean, it’s been ‘Standard Operating Practice’ for years in the U.S. House of Representatives.

You don’t think so.

Then why do you think the Speaker, John Boehner (R-OH), is known around the halls as, ‘John Boner’?

huh? huh? huh?


September 19, 2013 Posted by | Boehner | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t masturbate with a safety pin, or else!

Via: Ghana News Agency

A four-member medical team at the Tamale  Teaching Hospital (not to be confused with the Enchilada Teaching Hospital) on Saturday successfully removed a 12-centimeter safety-pin (4.72 inches) from the penis of a 32-year old man.

The team, comprising two doctors, an anaesthetist and a nurse, used a surgical procedure called ‘open ureterolithotomy,’ which lasted for about 30 minutes.

Dr. Akis Afoko, a surgeon/urologist, who led the operation, told the Ghana News Agency (GNA) in Tamale that for the sore to heal quickly the urine passage had been diverted for a few days.

He said on September 12, the patient was admitted with the condition of a ‘pin in his penis’.

When asked about the cause, the patient, he said, initially said the pin was fixed in his bed spread but upon further query, he later confessed that he was masturbating with the safety pin.

Dr Afoko said the patient revealed that in the process of masturbating the pin moved deeper and close to the bladder.

He explained that the patient tried to get it out but the pin pierced the cavernous body, the opening of the genital.

Dr Afoko said the team also discovered that the patient was suffering from a psychological condition which needed immediate attention.

He advised those engaged in dangerous practices of masturbation to STOP because they could end up impotent when their injuries were not properly treated.

Hey, ya don’t have to tell me twice!



September 26, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment