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Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?


Seeing the Bear, I can’t help think of the very old SNL Landshark skit:


[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]

Woman:  [not opening the door]


Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?

Woman:  Who?

Voice:  (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

Woman:  Who is it?

Voice:  [pause] Flowers.

Woman:  Flowers for whom?

Voice:  [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.

Woman:  I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

Voice:  [pause] Candygram.

Woman:  Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.

Voice:  Wait.  I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.

Woman:  A dolphin? Well…okay.

[opens door]


[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman’s head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]



June 3, 2011 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever | , , , , | Leave a comment