Italy – Image Gallery

Via: First Time User

‘Violinista, Napoli, 1955’

– Vittorio Pandolfi

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http://firsttimeuser.tumblr.com/tagged/Italy

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FLORIDA – Dylan DiFalco Allegedly Peed In Cop Car

Via: Huffington Post

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

While waiting inside a sheriff’s deputy’s vehicle in Naples, Fla., 19-year-old Dylan DiFalco asked a deputy if he could get out to pee, according to an arrest report sent to The Huffington Post and reported on in the Naples Daily News.

The deputy told DiFalco to “try and hold it like an adult,” according to the report, DiFalco then allegedly “took out his penis” and peed all over the floor of the car.

“I told you I had to go, you stupid cop,” DiFalco allegedly said.

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The teen was accused of tripping a busboy at a restaurant. The busboy was trying to chase down DiFalco’s friend who ran out on his tab, according to the report.

When the deputy arrived, DiFalco was being detained by restaurant security. When he saw the deputy, DiFalco became belligerent, telling a waitress to “suck his d–k,” (‘suck his duck’, what does that mean?) according to the report.

DiFalco was held on a $2,000 bond and charged with battery for his alleged conduct with the waiter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/dylan-difalco-peed-in-cop-car-florida_n_1543346.html?ref=dumb-criminals

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FLORIDA – McDonald’s Soda Theft Gets Mark Abaire Arrested On FELONY Charge

Via: Huffington Post

It was the ultimate heist: ask for a free cup for water, but fill it with soda.

That’s the alleged plot that 52-year-old Mark Abaire hatched on Thursday before he was caught by Florida McDonald’s employees and charged with felony theft, the Naples Daily News reported.

Abaire — whose aliases include Red, Clown Red and Clown — entered the Naples franchise at about 10 p.m. and asked for a cup of water. Then he allegedly snuck some pop into the cup, despite a conversation with an employee that he couldn’t do so, the Sun Sentinel reported.

The soda was valued at $1.

“Clown Red” allegedly refused to leave the burger joint, so a manager called cops.

Abaire was charged with felony petty theft because he had previous theft convictions, among other crimes. He was also charged with misdemeanor counts of trespassing and disorderly conduct.

He faces FIVE YEARS in PRISON and a $5,000 fine.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/mcdonalds-soda-theft-mark-abaire-felony_n_1445657.html?ref=dumb-criminals

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personal thought:

5 years? – well, I’m pleased to see Florida no longer has a budget short-fall.

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Wayne F. Miller – Image Gallery

Via: The Old Photo Album – Take a Walk Down Memory Lane

Naples (friends), 1944

http://www.theoldphotoalbum.com/tag/wayne-f-miller/

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Wayne F. Miller (born 1918 in Chicago, Illinois) is an American photographer known for his series of photographs, The Way of Life of the Northern Negro. He has been a contributor to Magnum Photos since 1958.

Miller studied banking at the University of Illinois at Urbana, working on the side as a photographer. From 1941 to 1942 he studied at the Art Center School of Los Angeles. He then served as a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy where he was assigned to Edward Steichen’s World War II U.S. Navy Combat Photo Unit.

He was among the first photographers to document the destruction at Hiroshima.

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Read more, HERE:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_F._Miller

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FLORIDA: Assault Suspect, Tells Police He’s Half-Orangutan And Elvis’s Brother

Via: Huffington Post

If the police officers who arrested  for assault didn’t think he was slightly bananas at first, it’s possible they changed their minds when he allegedly told them he was half orangutan (probable).

Florida police also say Loescher told them he was also Elvis Presley’s brother (doubtful), a friend of President Bush (probable), and director of the CIA (doubtful).

Deputies confronted Loescher in Naples, Fla., last week after after a woman said he had threatened her with a gun, Newser.com reported.

When the deputies got to the bank shortly before 5 p.m., they found Loescher still sitting in the driver’s seat while another woman, not the one who called the police, sat in the front passenger seat, according to the Naples Daily News.

The paper also reports that Loescher allegedly told police that he needed to call the “Fusion Center” about his monkey blood (probable).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mark-loescher-says-hes-half-orangutan_n_1290576.html?ref=dumb-criminals

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Herbert List – Image Gallery

Via: First Time User

Stairs to Maria della Catena Church, Naples, 1961

http://firsttimeuser.tumblr.com/tagged/Herbert-List

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Herbert List (October 7, 1903–April 4, 1975) was a German photographer who worked for magazines including Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Life and was associated with Magnum Photos.

His austere, classically-posed black-and-white compositions, particularly of male nudes, taken in Italy and Greece have been highly formative for modern photography, with contemporary fashion photographers like Herb Ritts being clearly influenced by List’s style. He is also noted for his erotic street photography.

Read more, HERE:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_List

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Wayne F. Miller – Image Gallery

Via: Facie Populi

Naples – 1944

http://www.faciepopuli.com/tagged/Wayne_F._Miller

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Wayne F. Miller (born 1918 in Chicago, Illinois) is an American photographer known for his series of photographs, The Way of Life of the Northern Negro. He has been a contributor to Magnum Photos since 1958.

Miller studied banking at the University of Illinois at Urbana, working on the side as a photographer. From 1941 to 1942 he studied at the Art Center School of Los Angeles. He then served as a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy where he was assigned to Edward Steichen’s World War II U.S. Navy Combat Photo Unit. He was among the first photographers to document the destruction at Hiroshima.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_F._Miller

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What would you think if I sang out of tune

Would you stand up and walk out on me

Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song

And I’ll try not to sing out  of key

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Mm, I get high  with a little help from my friends

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my  friends

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You Tube:

‘With a Little Help From My Friends’ – The Beattes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmOtWyjs8iU

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Teabagger favorite O’Donnell draws FIVE to her book signing

Via: news-press.com

Not even tea party favorite Christine O’Donnell could draw a large crowd (define large?) for her book signing Wednesday in staunchly Republican Naples during August, a month when there are few tourists and many locals are on vacation.

 Still, O’Donnell took the turnout of FIVE PEOPLE –  members of the media outnumbered customers – at Barnes & Noble in stride.

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“God bless you, Tom,” she told Tom Bruzzesi of Fort Myers, who said he’s launching his own presidential campaign.

“I like her,” Bruzzesi said. “She’s kind of a rogue like me.”

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“Thank you for coming out today,” O’Donnell said to Louise Campo of Naples.

“She interests me. She’s very conservative,”  Campo said.

http://www.news-press.com/article/20110825/NEWS0102/110824052/0/NEWS0102/Tea-party-favorite-O-Donnell-fails-draw-crowd-Naples?odyssey=nav|head

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UPDATE: After the ‘semi-large crowd’ left, Louise Campo announced she is a rouge; and decided,what the hell, she’ll launched her presidential campaign.

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