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Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest

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And then, you have Ted Cruz.

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March 11, 2014 Posted by | GOP morons, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY) – ‘GOP Moron of the Day, possibly/probably longer’

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January 31, 2014 Posted by | GOP morons | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Quote of the Day”

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Senator Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY)

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November 10, 2013 Posted by | GOP morons | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY) by RNC Chairman, Reince Pribus

Via: The Big Slice

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I know he’s a little daffy and I don’t what the hell that thing is on top of his head, but we need someone to take the throne of Bovine Scatology” (Govenor Romney, remember him? Or, how about John McCain? George W. Bush?).

http://thebigslice.org/move-mitt-romney-rand-paul-new-king-making-shit/

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The thing on top of his head?

squirrel? ferret? poodle?

Hell if I know!

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September 12, 2013 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever, GOP morons | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Senator Paul (R-KY): ‘Bomb Everybody Tomorrow’ Is ‘Typical’ Republican Policy

Via: Think Progress

“We shouldn’t be everywhere all the time. We should have a more defensive foreign policy, a less aggressive foreign policy. I think that would go over much better in New England than the typical ‘we need to bomb everybody tomorrow’ policy you hear from some Republicans…there were many Republicans that said let’s stay [in Afghanistan] forever,

there are still some in the Senate who want to for 100 years in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

Senator Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY)

http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/09/10/819641/rand-paul-gop-bomb-everybody/

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personal thought:

If John McCain had been elected president:

1. We’d still have troops in Iraq, and no time table for leaving Afghanistan.

2. We would have bombed Iran; and have been involved, probably on the ground, in Syria.

3. North Korea, don’t even want to think about that.

4. Our deficit would be trillions of dollars higher, because we would of spent the money on weapon systems the ‘Joint Chiefs of Staff’ DO NOT WANT!

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Note: the Romney ‘defense advisors’ are the SAME neocon ass-holes who got us INTO Iraq.

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As Senator Paul suggests (R-KY), ‘Keep the U.S. STRONG and SAFE, Re-Elect Obama/Biden!’

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September 11, 2012 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, McCain, President Obama, Rand Paul, Romney | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You need proof ‘Stupid doesn’t fall far from the tree’; well see below.

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And Ayn ‘do the math’; five out of nine, isn’t a couple, it’s FIVE out of NINE!

June 30, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY) – ‘GOP Moron of the Day’

Via: Huffington Post

The Senate has turned back an effort by Kentucky Republican Rand Paul to DRASTICALLY CUT food stamp spending and replace the food aid program with block grants to the states (Oh, I don’t know, lets say, Kentucky?).

The 65-33 vote to defeat the Paul amendment was part of debate on a five-year, half-trillion-dollar farm and food bill.

The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or food stamps, makes up about $80 billion of the $100 billion a year cost of the farm bill, providing aid to some 46 million people.

The farm bill would reduce food stamp spending by $4 billion over the next decade by eliminating abuses. Paul’s amendment would have saved $322 billion over the same period by capping spending at $45 billion a year and turning over funding decisions to the states.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/food-stamps-cuts-rand-paul-senate_n_1593896.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

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June 14, 2012 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, Rand Paul | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Senator Ayn Rand Paul (R-KY) – GOP Moron of the Day

Via: Mother Jones

In February, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) sent out an urgent message to his supporters.

The subject was the United Nations Small Arms Treaty, a pact under consideration by the UN that would wipe out Americans’ Second Amendment rights. If it were to be ratified by the Senate, Paul wrote, it would allow the government to “CONFISCATE and DESTROY ALL ‘unauthorized’ civilian firearms.” And that would be just the beginning. Once implemented, the treaty it would mandate that all guns be registered with the international body, paving the way for “full-scale gun CONFISCATION.”

Only there’s no such thing as the UN Small Arms Treaty. The senator was broadcasting unfounded propaganda being disseminated by an extreme gun group.

Paul was writing on behalf of the National Association for Gun Rights, a Second Amendment organization that considers the National Rifle Association too moderate.

http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/10/united-nations-small-arms-treaty-rand-paul

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October 7, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, Rand Paul | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hey, who are you calling a hobbit?

Via: The Wonkette

Oh God, John McCain, he is getting more senile by the hour.

Somebody handed Walnuts a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which, in the paper’s effort to fill all of its blank pages with words about anything besides disgraced overlord owner Rupert Murdoch, said let’s type words comparing Tea Party people to hobbits.

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It is a mystery why Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell are involved in this, since they are mercifully not actual elected representatives and have less than nothing to do with the entire debt ceiling negotiation.

Nonetheless, the victimized Angle shot off a flurry of angry statements and tweets calling John McCain “Lord of the TARP,” which does not rhyme with anything nor make much sense so we give that a D- for creativity. She also points out that the hobbits are sort of the heroes of the books, which okay on that one, since the WSJ metaphor didn’t entirely make sense to start.

Rand Paul somehow also got into this fray by pointlessly declaring he would rather be a hobbit than a troll. Uh, zing? Is he calling Walnuts a troll? Yes, apparently. Are there even trolls in the books? Tolkien was better at making up mythical creature names than just calling something old and confused a “troll,” but Rand Paul is not, apparently. So he gets an F.

AND of COURSE, Discover magazine points out that Middle Earth is where Mordor is pretend located, hobbits live in the Shire, etc etc, which is the only truly salient point, since it suggests that the WSJ writer did not bother to read even the Wikipedia entry for the Lord of the Rings trilogy before writing the column and confusing poor old Walnuts. HUGEST  F OF ALL

http://wonkette.com/450269/confused-walnuts-starts-lord-of-the-rings-debt-ceiling-fight-meme#more-450269

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July 30, 2011 Posted by | 2012, GOP morons, McCain, Rand Paul | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A suggestion for Ron, Rand, and all the libertarian nut-jobs

May 20, 2011 Posted by | GOP morons, Rand Paul | , , , , , | Leave a comment