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The cat wanted to wear this to the Royal Wedding, but the dawg said no; pity.

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August 29, 2011 Posted by | cats/dogs/goats/bears/whatever | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Breaking News: Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was “a tremendous mistake in every possible regard.”

“I really don’t know what I was thinking—we’re a terrible match, I don’t love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place,” announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British  press corps.

“People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I’m just relieved it’s over, frankly. And I’m glad I’ll never have to see that awful woman again.” Prince William then told the assembled reporters, “Well, see you all later,” smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.

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Via: The Onion ‘America’s Finest News Source’

http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/

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June 2, 2011 Posted by | Breaking News | , , , | 3 Comments

Gaddafi is paranoid and on the run, MI6 tells David Cameron

Note: except for being bummed out he couldn’t wear this to the Royal Wedding, he looks okay to me.

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Via: guardian.co.uk

David Cameron has been told by UK intelligence that Muammar Gaddafi is increasingly paranoid, on the run, and hiding in hospitals by night, and that his senior commanders in the regime are unable to communicate with one another.

The reports from MI6 relayed to the cabinet’s national security council this week prompted Cameron to authorise a high-risk escalation of attacks by agreeing to deploy four Apache helicopters into Libya with orders to gun down regime leaders and assets hiding in built-up areas.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/may/26/gaddafi-paranoid-run-cameron

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“Even a paranoid can have enemies.”  – Henry ‘he ought to know’ Kissinger
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May 28, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment