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“go away kid, you bother me” – W.C. Fields


– “After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.” (From “The Skunk Trap”, Edgar Bergen-Charlie McCarthy Radio Show)

“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.”

– “All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”

– ” I don’t drink water. Fish poop in it.”  / Variant: “I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

“I’m very fond of children – girl children, around [age] 18 or 20.”

– “I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday”

– “Goddamn the whole friggin’ world but you, Carlotta!” – Fields’ last words.


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