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Breaking News: Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe

DES MOINES, IA – In what political insiders are calling one of the weirdest campaign gaffes in history, Republican presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty SHAVED EVERY SINGLE HAIR off his body this weekend while campaigning in Iowa.

The bizarre misstep by the former Minnesota governor, who is currently in the midst of a nine-city speaking tour across the crucial early-primary state, has left media pundits and political strategists baffled, with all of them agreeing that shearing the hair from his head, face, arms, legs, and torso has jeopardized Pawlenty’s bid for the presidency.

“This was a massive and, frankly, confusing miscalculation by Gov. Pawlenty,” Republican campaign strategist Matthew Dowd said. “Every candidate attempts to distinguish himself from the field and gain an edge with voters, and unfortunately for the governor, he seems to have come to the conclusion that shaving every inch of himself clean and leaving his body bald and smooth all over would help him better connect with Americans. I just really don’t think he thought this one through.”

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Via: The Onion – “America’s Finest News Source”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-pawlenty-shaves-off-every-hair-on-his-body-in,20730/

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July 9, 2011 Posted by | 2012, Breaking News, GOP morons, Pawlenty | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment